Shit Happens

Sometimes after holding for damn long
Just go and shit
For you'd feel better after doing so.
No shit.

Most times the longer you wait the worse it gets
And you'd never know when you’d go.
And when you least expect it...
Shit.

Most of the time this timing isn't ideal.
You'd be in a place when you can't really shit
Or in the presence of some really big shits,
When it goes.

You'd wonder then why didn't you just shit
When you had the chance earlier
In the comfort of your toilet
Or some other place you and Chance planned.

For while you might have felt you just had no shit
You definitely had shit,
It just wasn’t critical
Yet.

Cause if you had shit while you could
You could have avoided the shit
That came unexpected
At the end.

So pick up the courage to shit
Whenever shit deem it fit
For, shit,
It might turned out as you planned.