Wednesday, January 21, 2009

10 things to remember when jilting a guy

  1. smile, he might just forgive you
  2. limit him to 10 or even 5 mins for time pressure spurs mistakes, and he may back off thinking he messed up
  3. say your brother/father is walking around the area
  4. deny any requests. just deny him space to execute his plans. similiar in idea as rule 2.
  5. talk loudly so others can hear
  6. pretend to be in love in 3 to 4 other guys
  7. say you are in fact dating these 3 to 4 other guys
  8. lie that you are sleeping with these 3 to 4 other guys
  9. quote a fee
  10. and when he asks you to forget it, say 'i'm not thinking about it' rather than 'yes'

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